• Dances With Bleach-the official sidekick (MIA)
• CP-regular caller and helps making clips (MIA)
• Johnny Diptard and Johnny Diptard II...well we're not quite sure
• Pepe/Frumbe/Helper Monkey/etc.-keeps us informed about safety
• Ricky Douglas-hardass supreme
• Britches-the peacemaker
• Couch Sidekicks-Monty, Jared, Jaun, Scotty D, George Lucas, Britches, etc.
• Mr. Zach and Mr. Curtis-our executive producers
• Adolf Hitler-we don't like him but he keeps coming back
• Song-guy-he sings us songs (MIA)
• Billy Weak-the man behind the scenes
• Dillon/Perry-official artists/propagandists
• Access 23 employees-past and present

 

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